Mitchell District High School
Mitchell and high school's location.
By Ted - professional artist.
In the north end of the small town of Mitchell, Ontario, the small high school can claim the highest rate of boredom in the world at an astonishing 110%. Research has shown that many individuals return to this school cause there is nothing else to do in town! This high school has founded world's only the Freezie Club (and the scandal which eventually broke up the club), and the cubby bunny contest. This just help pass the time during spare and assemblies. To show their SERIOUS boredom, many of the students continue to ask questions about Ted, our professional artist. Here is an exert of a conversation on ICQ with an anyomous individual from Mitchell District High School:
Although this school provides an excellent education (as the majority of the researchers and scientists are graduates of Mitchell), it unfortunately does not allow many of the things you and I now take for granted. For example, no hats and even no talking in the library (not even a whisper - the Book Nazi will kick you out - but that will change when the NEW librarian takes over in September). Even more strange is the front yard, it seems every one hour and fifteen minutes students gather as some strange ritual as if they have nothing better to do inside. This is true even for the servere weather conditions. Many of our scientists and doctors are puzzled by this strange occurance. In the end, MDHS' claim to fame can be their boredom rate....
Keizo: that graphics are really high tech ... it took Ted hours ...
Sally: Wow! I've only looked at the pictures and I know it will be fabulous.
Keizo: i know ... Ted is talented ... that's why we hire him.
Sally: Ted?
Keizo: yup Ted.
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Keizo: what with you and ted? Why so many questions about Ted?
Sally: I want to understand Ted!
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(and so on and on)
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